HOUSE RULES

There are a few house rules we expect all patrons to abide by at Vittoria, failure to comply may result in public lashings:

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• NEVER feed the dog. We aren't cruel, he is fed actual dog food, he doesn't need to be eating your human food. Fat dogs ARE cruelty.

• Don't request songs, if we want barbie girl blaring out at ten to midnight on a Tuesday, we will play it.

• Say hello when you walk in, believe it or not bartenders are people too, they have social needs like the rest of us.

• If you come in just to use the toilets please just ask, we aren't a public toilet and it's just common decency.

• Please return all the board games with all pieces. How many little metal dogs can one person need?